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Joke 27 — Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear. Joke 28 — Rajnikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.

Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth. Joke 31 — Water boils faster when Rajnikanth stares at it. Joke 33 — Rajnikanth leaves messages before the beep. Joke 34 — Rajnikanth electrocuted Iron Man.

Joke 36 — Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge. Joke 37 — Rajnikanth can teach an old dog new tricks. Joke 38 — Rajnikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost. Joke 39 — Rajnikanth can lick his elbows. Joke 40 — Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary, Hero etc. That was the year Rajnikanth was born. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.

Joke 42 — Rajnikanth can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin. Joke 43 — Time and tide wait for Rajnikanth. Joke 45 — Rajnikanth can answer a missed call. Joke 48 — Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year Joke 50 — Rajnikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world. Joke 51 — Aliens do indeed exist.

They are just too scared to visit a planet that Rajnikanth is on. Joke 52 — When Rajnikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. Joke 54 — In an average living room there are 1, objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Joke 55 — Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain! Joke 57 — Once Rajni underwent a surgery…anesthesia was administered to the surgeons Joke 58 — When Rajnikanth goes to a gym to workout, no one can workout since Rajini uses all the weights available. Joke 70 — Once Rajnikanth dropped a coin while he was standing in the belcony… He went down to pick it up, but it was not there!

He reached there before the coin Joke 71 — The apple which fell on newton was actually thrown by Rajnikanth Joke 72 — Once Rajinikath blasted at a boy for not wearing cap in the hot sun.

Today that boy is known as Himesh Reshammiya. Joke 73 — When Rajnikanth get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse. Joke 74 — Once Rajni was fined by cops for overspeeding at a 75 kilometers per hour zone.

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Here is a look at the most hilarious Rajinikanth jokes buzzing on the internet. Rajinikanth has a statue of Madame Tussaud in his house! Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea. Comments 0. Be the first one to comment. Ram : Arey kya hua?

Ravan : Kuch nai.. Ravan : Itni si baat ke liye Rajinikanth ko kyun bulaya yaar? Parvati: Rajnikanth le gaya. Shiva: Kyun? Parvati: Maggi khaane ke liye!!! Airline:1 hour Sir. Rajnikanth: Issey accha mein paidal chala jau.. Impossible is nothing Even to Rajini One time he coudn't kill bears with a single punch but only 99 died. He went down to pick it up, but it was not there He reached there before the coin Today that boy is known as Himesh Reshammiya.

Trafic police.. Haar baar Rajinikanth thodi hoga Rajnikant bites frost. He only takes blood baths. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

It will read But they are scared anyway. They didn't know that Rajinikanth can walk through walls. The ones listed are in second place. We all know who won..!! It was even worse for Spiderman. He had to wear his underwear over his head.